Knifelicker

So finally I had a day off. The whole day not just a four hour block of time. I took the gals to Papi’s, we smoked a half a blunt and somehow I made it back to Orlando at 43 mph. Perfect time to meet Stevie at Austin’s on Fairbanks Ave. My new favorite place to drink tea/coffee/merlot and eat trendy veg/vegan food. I knew the day was going to be wonderful!! Out on the town to find a hidieous purple prom dress for Halloween my buzz was still at a stupid peak and I was driving! Funny times!! We didn’t find the dress but we did check in on some Christian bookstore. Wow! I felt so valuable noone could take their eyes off me! We shopped around, found some great jesus stickers and a pocket size certificate of ordination I can now marry you if you need. They use to have a coffee shop inside but I guess Jesus said no more so they just offered free shitty coffee up front. It sucked so I dumped mine in the bin of stickers after I picked the ones I wanted. Time to head over to the Savoy. I’ve been hearing about it for weeks and I was finally getting to go!! Dark and tastefull on the outside, dark and creepy on the inside!! Super! Poorly painted penis pictures flank the North walls and over the bar hung beautiful chandelers! When I go to heaven this is exactly how it’s going to look!! My Having-Fun-Meter was already nearing 90% and I wasn’t even drunk yet!!!! Sticking with cheap Chardonnay tonight, don’t want to get too crazy so four tiny bottles later the go-go boys are out! Wow!! Ball flapping young studs!! Like a gift from jesus!! One looked like my ex-boss, I wished it would’ve been him. I’d love to see that body shaving, steriod slamming, cocaine sniffing, midget dick having, fuck wad getting felt up by old guys. The other two boys are so cute I can’t keep my eyes off them!! I wish I was a gay man. Blurry Senator-looking old guys and young sexy boys! Like toast and cream cheese! Even the most excited girl would get hungry watching this show!! We we’re starving and since the free buffet is on Friday I was ready to go. But I will soooo be back soon. My favorite go-go dancers Blake and Tony will miss me. I wasn’t even hung over the next day. Must have been the trip to the Christain Book store that blessed the evening and helped keep the devil out of my forehead.