Dear Mom,
Wow, look where your college money is going! If I don’t get hooked on crystal meth soon, I’ll be pregnant. Thank grandma for the money to go to Spring Break. That’s Lindsey, my lesbian roommate. Her dad likes to video tape us for beer money. Well, I gotta go I met a guy named Jacavarious; we’re gonna drink Hennesey and Pepsi in his Escalade.
love,
Krystal
Filed under: Drunk Again, Picture Show, The Ho Show
filthy sick shit.