Lance Bass makes the worlds most unflattering facial expression on Dancing with the Stars!

Hahahah!! That’s “We’re going to Disney Land, happy!”
Lance Bass and his gal dance-mate seem uber excited on this weeks Dancing with the Stars! Is that what crack feels like???? 

Wow, look! The lastest on the train wreck that is Amy Winehouse!!

I love, love, loveeeee her!!!!!
Go on with your bad self, be your own girl no matter how bad that might be! This time she punched a girl in the eye, fucked up her god daughters concert and caused other obnoxious mayhem!  

Hello I’m Mackenzie Phillips and I’m a drug addict!

It was just a little heroin and cocaine!
Former sitcom star, former drug addict and former talk show guest to many, Makenzie Phillips tried to roll the LAX with just a little recreational cocaine and heroin! Security didn’t understand that it was just a “little”  as she cried about her former glories. It’s a constant battle [...]

Amy Winehouse rocks her own waaaayyyyyyyy…..

 
Do your thing girl!
She never said she was pretty, smart or supremely talented…she said she wasn’t going to rehab!  I do think her voice is fantastic and her style is great, she’s not Myley, Britney,  or High School musical thank gawd! Try enjoying originality not per-packaged pop shit!

Mr. Unstable takes a bath at Burger King, everyone gets fired!

   
Washing his nuts at work
I’ve never felt compelled to bath at work, but then working at any Burger King can make you feel dirty.  This jackass decided to fill a sink with warm soapy fun and jump in. His co-worker filmed this event and the shift leader  loosly enjoyed it. Unfortunately the [...]

Intervention on A&E was outstanding last night!!! Allison has left me speechless!

Allison huffs inhalants all day.
 
          
These are Allison’s sisters. 
       
Allison is a cutter and an anorexic. That is her mother. She is such a hot mess.
              
                
She was arrested/baker-acted by the cop from The Village People and they took her cats away.
She did go to [...]

One of those two is Mary-Kate and she’s ain’t talking about Keith Ledger!

Weird gals, but I loooooove them!!
Once I spent all afternoon at Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills waiting for these two to show up! Cost me nearly $400 in shit I didn’t need, except for the sandals. Anyhow, what seems like forever ago poor Keith Ledger took the last train to Downersville and MK knows something about [...]

Guess who’s dogz got busted with weed again?????

 
Snoop knows how to chill but his boyz don’t!!!
On their way to Dallas for a show, part of his puppy “litter” gets pulled over for an expired tag. WTF? How does that happen when you’re a millionare??? Any whatever, Officer Angry smelled “weed” and that was it!  Two went for possesion of less then 20 [...]

Cough, cough…GAG…cough. Cheech & Chong tour again!

   
Dude, let’s be friends again.
After 25 years Cheech and Chong will tour again!! According to Tommy Chong “dope humor” is at an all time “high”.  Cheech is ready to party or at least as much as any 65 year old is.  Look for more info to come on the “Hey what’s that smell?” tour.

Being with Mommy sure is stressful. Britney Spears son plays with cigarettes!

 
Baby has to calm his nerves.
Sean Preston spent some court appointed time with mommy and with her cigarettes.   How soon before this kid needs therapy? He’ll be into Marilyn Manson before he’s 9.