OMG!!! Samantha Ronson in a bikini!!! :( Why not cute board shorts??

That’s heartbreaking.
I love them, and I love Samantha Ronson especially, but her in a bikini just isn’t right.  She looks ok, but little board shorts or boy shorts and a sports bra type bathing suit top would be the better choice. 

My fave couple Lindsey Lohan -n- Samantha Ronson want a baby??

Look who’s wantin’ a baby now???  How hot is this??? Wouldn’t you love to seee Samantha inpregnate LoHo???  It’s a phase, let it pass!  Sam is soooooo cute!!!!
That’s fake baby bump, looks real! Hope I see her tonight at the VMA’s!!!

Madonna’s loser brother claims Demi Moore is a squirter!!! For realzz!!!!

The best movie ever made. Ever.
This douche bag Madonna calls her brother, was supposedly out on the town when Demi Moore showed up. They started dancing, dirty dancing to be exact and after a particularly vicious humpty dance, Demi squirted breast milk at some hot lesbian!! Mr. Christopher Ciccone wouldn’t lie!
 

Tila Tequila is dating Coutenay Semel :(

Gawwwwdddddddddd, awful!
This hideous has been is hooked up with a gazillionaires daughter.  She’s in love with some Courtenay Semel, Lindsey Lohan’s old newspaper.  Something has to pay her now that the Shot of Love is over.  I’ll pay to shoot Tila Tequila?

Lindsey Lohan & Courtenay Semel humped before.

 

Let’s kiss Courtenay!
Before there was Samantha, there was Courtenay! It’s okay Lo Ho we all love sexy women!! Smooche-kissy!! Courtenay’s daddy is a gazillionaire he must love his daughters antics!! 

Ellen & Portia will wed Saturday!!!!! :)

    
This weekend, a simple happy union!!
I am sooo excited!! This is the weekend of the big wedding.  I wish I was invited. Reports say they are having a small group of friends and family and it’s a simple affair no big fussy bullshit. Awwww…. true love girls. I believe in you two!

Classic Olympic wedgie. :(

      
The Mexican Womens Volleyball team with a wedgie.
What happened to the old uniforms?  Do they have to wear bathing suits to play volley ball? This is what happens!

I’m in love with Samantha Ronson today!

Fun at Disney!
If I could figure out photoshop I’d cut LoHo’s head off and put mine in it’s place!! Today I’m in love with Samantha Ronson. I’m also having an extreme case of anxiety and I’m not eating. 

Guess who bummed a tampon from who???????

  
Aunt Flo stopped by earlier then expected!
Well, the theatre can be moving, this time it brought Martha Plimpton up close with her mother nature!  She needed a “tammy” and guess who was in the stall next to her??????  Sex on the Rag in the City, star Cythia Nixon!!! Girls, womyn, mothers, vag-sisters!!

I’m so jealous of Lo Ho! Samantha Ronson is soooo cute!!!!

Samantha has a new hair-do.
They have a relationship people, it’s going well. This is the first stable thing in Lindsey life in a long time.  She looks great and Samantha is clearly in love with her some Lohan. Good for them, extra vibes of luck to them!!!