Posted on October 16, 2008 by Patty
Hey, Mr. Attorney put my pre-nup to work I want to keep all my babies!
Gawd, I could hardly wait for this to end. He sucks and she’s awesome, why did she think she needed to marry him? Lourdies Dad is way hotter!
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Posted on October 1, 2008 by Patty
Hahahah!! That’s “We’re going to Disney Land, happy!”
Lance Bass and his gal dance-mate seem uber excited on this weeks Dancing with the Stars! Is that what crack feels like????
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Posted on September 30, 2008 by Patty
OMG! What happened?
Kirsty got into a tussle with something ugly and it gizzed all over her!!!!!! Her being fat isn’t as sad as her sour puss attitude.
Filed under: lovley has been | Tagged: bitchy, fat, Jenny Craig, Kirsty Alley, sour puss | 1 Comment »
Posted on September 27, 2008 by Patty
Cool Hand Luke gives in.
After all those years making healthy salad dressing and stuff cancer caught up with him. So sad, he did a lot for independent filmers, Burger King, & retarded kids. Rest in piece sweet blue eyes.
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Posted on September 24, 2008 by Patty
Careful, she’s over inflated!
The hardest working woman in daytime television is trying her foot as a Dancing with the Stars “Star”. She’s stiff, awkward and overall terrible but she keeps on trying. Gotta love her for it!
Filed under: The Ho Show, lovley has been | Tagged: blow-up doll, dancer, old, old cooter, Soap opera star, Susan Lucci | No Comments »
Posted on September 22, 2008 by Patty
Jenny from the block has blobby back fat!
Hahahahahah!!! Look she’s human!! Doesn’t have an assistant to work that off for her??? What happened to her work-out routine? Pig in fringe!!! I HATE JBLOW!!!!
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Posted on September 9, 2008 by Patty
Miss Not Really That Important, showed up at big premiere party for Rachael Zoe’s new show and totally acted the bitch. She freaked out because she felt “crowded” in the elevator, then wouldn’t “do the press thing”, demanded a bodyguard, and when the attention was off her she left!
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Posted on September 7, 2008 by Patty
Madonna on her not so porcelain thrown!
At some venue in Nice, France Madonna demanded all the toilets in the building be removed, cleaned, and reinstalled! Just for her show, the place had to have no memory of shits past! How bizarre? If I had the $$$ I’d pay hookers to hula-hoop all day!
Filed under: The Ho Show, lovley has been, pretty | Tagged: bizarre, hookers, hula-hoop, Madonna, toilets | No Comments »
Posted on August 28, 2008 by Patty
I don’t want to go home to Utah, it sucks there!
Waaah, waaah, cry baby Keith Bryce and his shit design that exploded when his 90 lb. model sat down in it, was sent home to Utah!!! He blamed how bad they picked on him last week, his model, Utah, pretty much everyone but me for [...]
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Posted on August 27, 2008 by Patty
It was just a little heroin and cocaine!
Former sitcom star, former drug addict and former talk show guest to many, Makenzie Phillips tried to roll the LAX with just a little recreational cocaine and heroin! Security didn’t understand that it was just a “little” as she cried about her former glories. It’s a constant battle [...]
Filed under: drugs, lovley has been | Tagged: addict, cocaine, drugs, heroin, Mackenzie Phillps, sad | No Comments »