Finally, word is Guy Ritchie and Madonna are divorcing!

Hey,  Mr. Attorney put my pre-nup to work I want to keep all my babies!
Gawd, I could hardly wait for this to end.  He sucks and she’s awesome, why did she think she needed to marry him?  Lourdies Dad is way hotter!
 

Lance Bass makes the worlds most unflattering facial expression on Dancing with the Stars!

Hahahah!! That’s “We’re going to Disney Land, happy!”
Lance Bass and his gal dance-mate seem uber excited on this weeks Dancing with the Stars! Is that what crack feels like???? 

Looks like Kirsty Alley needs to call Jenny again :(

OMG! What happened?
Kirsty got into a tussle with something ugly and it gizzed all over her!!!!!!  Her being fat isn’t as sad as her sour puss attitude. 

Paul Newman takes a dirt nap at 83 :(

Cool Hand Luke gives in.
After all those years making healthy salad dressing and stuff cancer caught up with him. So sad, he did a lot for independent filmers, Burger King, & retarded kids.  Rest in piece sweet blue eyes.

Susan Lucci looks like a blow-up doll on the 7th Season of Dancing with the Stars!

Careful, she’s over inflated!
The hardest working woman in daytime television is trying her foot as a Dancing with the Stars “Star”.  She’s stiff, awkward and overall terrible but she keeps on trying. Gotta love her for it!

JLo has a bunch of granny back fat!! Haha! You deserve it you vain skank!

Jenny from the block has blobby back fat!
Hahahahahah!!! Look she’s human!! Doesn’t have an assistant to work that off for her??? What happened to her work-out routine? Pig in fringe!!! I HATE JBLOW!!!!

Kate Hudson pulls the bitch card at Rachel Zoe’s party :(

Miss Not Really That Important, showed up at big premiere party for Rachael Zoe’s new show and totally acted the bitch.  She freaked out because she felt “crowded” in the elevator, then wouldn’t “do the press thing”, demanded a bodyguard, and when the attention was off her she left!

Madonna’s royal ass needs only the cleanest toilets!!!

Madonna on her not so porcelain thrown!
At some venue in Nice, France Madonna demanded all the toilets in the building be removed, cleaned, and reinstalled! Just for her show, the place had to have no memory of shits past! How bizarre? If I had the $$$ I’d pay hookers to hula-hoop all day!

Project Runway makes Keith cry like a baby :(

I don’t want to go home to Utah, it sucks there!
Waaah, waaah, cry baby Keith Bryce and his shit design that exploded when his 90 lb. model sat down in it, was sent home to Utah!!!  He blamed how bad they picked on him last week, his model, Utah, pretty much everyone but me for [...]

Hello I’m Mackenzie Phillips and I’m a drug addict!

It was just a little heroin and cocaine!
Former sitcom star, former drug addict and former talk show guest to many, Makenzie Phillips tried to roll the LAX with just a little recreational cocaine and heroin! Security didn’t understand that it was just a “little”  as she cried about her former glories. It’s a constant battle [...]