She found time to do other things like cooking, carving vegetables into erotic shapes, knitting, thumb wars, bathing, and reading The Art of the Shower Head.
Filed under: not really famous | Tagged: 105 year old virgin | No Comments »
105 year old Brititsh woman never had sex! Fingers stuck together permanently from masterbation.
Posted on October 11, 2008 by Patty
Elizabeth Hasselbitch from The View with her ugly kid :(
Posted on September 29, 2008 by Patty
Look a republican with an ugly kid
I hate her!!! Not as much as I hate J Lo, but this ridiculous white sack of cum makes me want to hit her! Her kids fugalicious too. The View sucks, she sucks, her view sucks! I’d rather listen to Whoopie Goldturd fart!
Filed under: not really famous | Tagged: Elizabeth Hasselbeck, fart, The View, ugly kid, Whoopie Goldburg | 1 Comment »
Project Runway makes Keith cry like a baby :(
Posted on August 28, 2008 by Patty
I don’t want to go home to Utah, it sucks there!
Waaah, waaah, cry baby Keith Bryce and his shit design that exploded when his 90 lb. model sat down in it, was sent home to Utah!!! He blamed how bad they picked on him last week, his model, Utah, pretty much everyone but me for [...]
Filed under: lovley has been, not really famous | 2 Comments »
Chinese, Japenese, Dirty knees, look at the Spanish Olympic Basketball team being racist!
Posted on August 14, 2008 by Patty
See what their doing??? Pulling their eyes slanted. Bad, so bad!
How could they think this wasn’t racist??? Aidios mio! These boys know better! It is kinda funny!
Filed under: not really famous | Tagged: Chinese, Dirty Knees, funny, Japenese, racists, Spanish Olympic basketball players | No Comments »
Ali Lohan grows boobs overnight!!
Posted on August 13, 2008 by Patty
Look at those knockers!
I want to like her, because I love Lindsey so much. But, and I hate to start a sentence with but, there’s something so not talented and money grubbing about this jr ‘hoe. It took me forever to love Loho, but with Samantha in the picture it was almost easy. Now that [...]
Filed under: The Ho Show, not really famous, pretty | Tagged: Samantha Ronson, Lindsey Lohan, boobs, hoe', 14 years old, Ali Lohan, money grubbing, not taleted, knockers | 2 Comments »
Mr. Unstable takes a bath at Burger King, everyone gets fired!
Posted on August 13, 2008 by Patty
Washing his nuts at work
I’ve never felt compelled to bath at work, but then working at any Burger King can make you feel dirty. This jackass decided to fill a sink with warm soapy fun and jump in. His co-worker filmed this event and the shift leader loosly enjoyed it. Unfortunately the [...]
Filed under: Shitty Food, drugs, not really famous | Tagged: bath, Burger King, gross, Mr. Unstable, nuts, soap, wash, weird people | No Comments »
Can you believe this nut?? AKA:Bernann/Joyce McKinney Bond jumper, puppy cloner, kidnapping sex maniac??
Posted on August 10, 2008 by Patty
I’m a crazy puppy lover!
This weirdo ex-beauty queen has so many titles I don’t know where to begin! She kidnapped some guy to be her sex slave and hand cuffed him to the bed where she humped him constantly until he escaped. She gets arrested, bonds out, jumps bond, became a mormon and then hid for 34 [...]
Filed under: Spiritual Enlightenment, not really famous | Tagged: bail bonds, bond jumper, Brennan McKinney, freak, Joyce McKinney, kidnapper, puppies, puppy cloner, sex maniac, sex slave, weirdo | 2 Comments »
Project Runway sends Jennifer back to Blahsville, USA!
Posted on August 7, 2008 by Patty
Plain Jane went home today.
Sexy Ohno the guest judge! Her sketch of lameness!
Filed under: not really famous | Tagged: Apolo Uhno, Jennifer Diederich from Project Runway, plain Jane, Project Runway | 1 Comment »
Why are these two so creepy??? Ali Lohan & Dina scare me.
Posted on August 6, 2008 by Patty
Wrong!
It’s Dina, but Ali is also starting to freak me out . We all know she’s whoring out her kids for money. I didn’t like Lindsey till she got with Samanatha. Maybe Ali will do something not orchestrated by her mother and become interesting??? Just because you want to sing, doesn’t mean your a singer!
Filed under: The Ho Show, not really famous | Tagged: stop it, too young to look so hoocie, evil mother, enough 'tween singers, whoring, Ali Lohan, Dina Lohan | No Comments »
