Lil’ Wayne lost big at the cup game. Still can’t figure out out where the ball is.

Damn, I got da cups???
After an interesting game of, “which cup has the ball?” Lil’ Wayne leaves his purse to the street gamer and wishes he hadn’t smoked so much weed that morning.
 

Welcome to Sanford pt III :(

Yes, that’s a home air conditioner.
I’m proud to say I live in Sanford.  This guy who is stayin’ cool but looking dumb broke down in front of me in traffic.  I’m embarrassed.

Rummer Willis aka:Potato Head, blames dad for wonky chin :(

     

Maybe she should grow some chin hair! You can hardly tell Bruce is hiding a power chin!
Well, if she was good at something besides supporting that Hump Chin of Norte Dame I might say something nice! Probably not!!I don’t like Bruce Willis either and Demi is goooooorgeous so I suppose I’m upset about the dirty [...]

UGLY UGLY UGLY, really creepy! by Sissy

This guy  is really creepy eww…. I had to put this picture on because it was really creepy. I can’t look at it but you should see it!  Don’t know if you like it or not? Do you?

New Orleans takes a direct hit :( Gustav a Cat 2 brings heavy wind and rain.

My highly educated guess says NOLA is gonna get fucked!
I’d cry heavy tears for my favorite city but that would add more water to the situation. They can take it, they prepared this time, we should all pray for them.  Send your good vibes, light your candles be ready to help. 

Whatever I can stick my dick in! David Duchcovny sex addict going to rehab!!

No for real I’m a sex addict!
His Lovely wife Tea Leoni is standing by him while he attends extensive sex addiction treatment! I knew there was something about him.  Says he spent $20,000 a month on internet porn! WTF?!?! Scary, sad, smelly!
 

Remember her??? This is the first facial transplant patient a year later!!

      
She almost looks good!! She can smile and blink now!! Someone just needs to do her eyebrows and give her a fun hairstyle! 

Check out the 4-eared cat! So sick, so cool!!! :)

Yoda the 4-eared cat!!
Downers, Grove Ill has a special ( and I mean special) resident!! Yoda the deformed 4-eared cat!  So proud his owners are who are getting offers from everywhere to appear on TV.  Creepy and cute my favorite combo!!
 

If this boats a rockin’…..Tropical Storm Fay is here!!

How about a 45-60 mph blow job??
Yeahhhhh……a tropical storm, depression, hurricane whatever they’re calling it!!  Super fun! The equivalent of a snow day for you up north kids.  I’m all stocked up, ice, spagetti-o’s and a bottle of rum! 

Tinker Bell and Minnie Mouse get arrested!

Time are tough!
A dispute over pay led a bunch of ingrates to the street to protest in costume.  Disney Land isn’t paying them enough, so this is their best idea. Awww,  so sad but a funny picture! Almost as sad as the girl I arrested at an NA meeting last night!