Posted on August 13, 2008 by Patty
Washing his nuts at work
I’ve never felt compelled to bath at work, but then working at any Burger King can make you feel dirty. This jackass decided to fill a sink with warm soapy fun and jump in. His co-worker filmed this event and the shift leader loosly enjoyed it. Unfortunately the [...]
Filed under: Shitty Food, drugs, not really famous | Tagged: bath, Burger King, gross, Mr. Unstable, nuts, soap, wash, weird people | No Comments »
Posted on July 9, 2008 by Patty
Deep throat queen Kelly Clarkson shows how she won American Idol.
It wasn’t her singing talent! All right stop it, I do kinda like that one song, Since You’ve Been Gone!
Filed under: Shitty Food, The Ho Show, lovley has been, not really famous | Tagged: bj, deep throat, hot dog teaser, Kelly Clarkson, pole smoker | No Comments »
Posted on May 21, 2008 by Patty
The gift for the douche-bag that has everything!
I totally found this on Perez Hilton and because I love him he won’t mind me using it here on happy little Knifelicker It’s for real! Gross! Who was the model?
Filed under: Shitty Food, Spiritual Enlightenment, Uncategorized | Tagged: assholes, Belgian, chocolate | 1 Comment »
Posted on March 28, 2008 by Patty
How embarassed I am to have such a good time at this total dump! It’s right behind my office which makes it easy to liquor myself up whenever I feel like it. Cheap drinks, cheap women, cheap decor and heavy handed bartenders, you can do better but you won’t have as much fun.
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Filed under: Drunk Again, Picture Show, Shitty Food | Tagged: back fat, cheap drinks, cheap women, Drunk, Drunk Again, dumps, Shitty Food | No Comments »
Posted on March 13, 2008 by Patty
Life is fun, then the next thing you know the police show up and you’re going to jail. Damn?! WTF?!? It does and can happen to everyone. Most commonly cocaine abuser, drunks, thieves, people who drive on suspended licenses, and wife beaters. Stay away from those recreations and you’ll [...]
Filed under: Drunk Again, Shitty Food, Spiritual Enlightenment, drugs | Tagged: $500, bail bonds, cocaine, drunks, jail, soap | 1 Comment »
Posted on March 9, 2008 by Patty
Not that this will suprise you, but T.G.I. Fridays isn’t fun anymore. No more flair just inept service help, mediocre food and over-the-top decor. Since I already knew this your wondering why I went at all?? Well, they are advertising new menu items from the guy on the Food network so I [...]
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Posted on January 31, 2008 by Patty
This over the top restaurant experience is sooooo out! Huge glass things, fake palms, blue cloud ceilings, I’ve seen it all before. It was so loud I couldn’t hear myself making fart noises at the passing wait staff. We knew it would suck as soon as we got there. Still [...]
Filed under: Shitty Food | Tagged: Altamonte Springs, bad servers, fake palms, hair | 3 Comments »