Mr. Unstable takes a bath at Burger King, everyone gets fired!

   
Washing his nuts at work
I’ve never felt compelled to bath at work, but then working at any Burger King can make you feel dirty.  This jackass decided to fill a sink with warm soapy fun and jump in. His co-worker filmed this event and the shift leader  loosly enjoyed it. Unfortunately the [...]

Kelly Clarkson warms up the beach with a hot dog!

    
Deep throat queen Kelly Clarkson shows how she won American Idol. 
 It wasn’t her singing talent!   All right stop it, I do kinda like that one song, Since You’ve Been Gone!

Bisous fine Belgian Chocolate Assholes! WOW!!

The gift for the douche-bag that has everything!
I totally found this on Perez Hilton and because I love him he won’t mind me using it here on happy little Knifelicker It’s for real! Gross! Who was the model?

His & Whores, Sanford ;)

How embarassed I am to have such a good time at this total dump! It’s right behind my office which makes it easy to liquor myself up whenever I feel like it. Cheap drinks, cheap women, cheap decor and heavy handed bartenders, you can do better but you won’t have as much fun.

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Thrill seeker? Tips for when you end up in jail.

 

Life is fun, then the next thing you know the police show up and you’re going to jail. Damn?! WTF?!? It does and can happen to everyone. Most commonly cocaine abuser, drunks, thieves, people who drive on suspended licenses, and wife beaters. Stay away from those recreations and you’ll [...]

T.G.I.Fridays on Saturday Sand Lake & OBT :(

 
Not that this will suprise you, but T.G.I. Fridays isn’t fun anymore. No more flair just  inept service help, mediocre food and over-the-top decor. Since I already knew this your wondering why I went at all?? Well, they are advertising new menu items from the guy  on the Food network so I [...]

Elephant Bar & Restaurant Altamonte Springs….lame…..

 

This over the top restaurant experience is sooooo out! Huge glass things, fake palms, blue cloud ceilings, I’ve seen it all before. It was so loud I couldn’t hear myself making fart noises at the passing wait staff. We knew it would suck as soon as we got there. Still [...]