Yes, that’s a 15 year old in her panties.
Where, what is her mother doing?!?!?! Stop her before something gets her pregnant!
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Miley Cyrus being slutty again! :(
Posted on October 5, 2008 by Patty
Miley Cyrus and her new boyfriend try to get a lil’ kinky at Universal Studios!
Posted on September 28, 2008 by Patty
Back that ass up, ‘hoe!
Gawwwwd, she’s boring!!! Won’t mention that un-fashionable outfit either. She’s totally riding the bologna pony with that dude! I can smell it from here!!!
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Susan Lucci looks like a blow-up doll on the 7th Season of Dancing with the Stars!
Posted on September 24, 2008 by Patty
Careful, she’s over inflated!
The hardest working woman in daytime television is trying her foot as a Dancing with the Stars “Star”. She’s stiff, awkward and overall terrible but she keeps on trying. Gotta love her for it!
Filed under: The Ho Show, lovley has been | Tagged: blow-up doll, dancer, old, old cooter, Soap opera star, Susan Lucci | No Comments »
Hugh Hefner’s bitches are starting to crack!
Posted on September 23, 2008 by Patty
The body language says it all!!!
Kendra is dating a football player, sources say Holly is bangin’ Chris Angle (sooo gross!) and Bridgett is too dumb to leave the mansion! Oh no will Huge find new blondes to bounce around and entertain him?? Gawd this is so interesting, I’ll keep you updated!!!
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JLo has a bunch of granny back fat!! Haha! You deserve it you vain skank!
Posted on September 22, 2008 by Patty
Jenny from the block has blobby back fat!
Hahahahahah!!! Look she’s human!! Doesn’t have an assistant to work that off for her??? What happened to her work-out routine? Pig in fringe!!! I HATE JBLOW!!!!
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Madonna’s royal ass needs only the cleanest toilets!!!
Posted on September 7, 2008 by Patty
Madonna on her not so porcelain thrown!
At some venue in Nice, France Madonna demanded all the toilets in the building be removed, cleaned, and reinstalled! Just for her show, the place had to have no memory of shits past! How bizarre? If I had the $$$ I’d pay hookers to hula-hoop all day!
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Hey did you hear??? John McCains running mate has a pregnant 17 year old daughter!
Posted on September 1, 2008 by Patty
WTFFFF??
Bristol Palin is expecting a baby!! Just like Jamie Lynn Spears, they can change diaper and watch High School Musical! Wow, that doesn’t look good for her Moms Sarah Palin, Republicans are suppose to be more strict and reserved??
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That’s Salma Hayeks ex-baby daddy?? With new skank?? Super gross! :(
Posted on August 28, 2008 by Patty
Can you imagine how bad her shorts smell?
Omg?!?!!? He dumped Salma for that raggedy ‘hoe? What the fuck?? This is an example of how we should love ourselves and never let anyone make us feel less beautiful. If Salma loses a man to that, no one is safe! At least her baby should be well [...]
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Kendra’s leaving! Getting her own show, maybe. Hef looking to include brunette!
Posted on August 26, 2008 by Patty
She no longer fits the picture.
Everyone is talking about the new Kendra show. It’s some reality garbage that won’t last a whole season but it’ll be fun to watch. They don’t hang out with each other and we all know Kendra and Holly don’t get along. Will see!!
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