Kim Kardasian and her big fat ass get kicked off Dancing with the Stars!

FFFFffffaaaaarrttttttt!!!!
Good bye Ms Kardasian, wedge your ass into a pair of spandex and head home!  You’re not a star anyway!  Everyone thought it would be Cloris Leachman going home, how does it feel to know you lost out to Cloris Leachman’s old ass!!

Twin Lotus tooth paste from Thailand! Yuummmmmy!

Really it’s organic and healthy and good for you!!
No it’s not dog shit, it’s tooth paste!  No matter how bad your teeth look they are bound to look better after brushing with this!  Made from 10 herbs it’s suppose to be the best for your teeth and gums Super gross!!!!!

Project Runway drags us through a good week!

Acid Betty rocked Project Runway!
I don’t agree with the judges this week! Well, Daniel finally got cut that was good but Acid Betty  turned the show over with this Asian Warrior look!!  Constantly Terry gets over looked, she designed this hot outfit. Hetero-Joe won, it was alright I guess. 

The winning design. 

Casey Aldridge did not hump that 28 year old skank, well not while he was with Jaime Lynn!

Casey stands by his money, I mean his girl, I mean his baby momma  Jamie Lynn!
That filthy ‘hoe in cheap boots is a liar! Casey might have played tonsil hockey with her and maybe did the hokie-pokie, but not while he s bumping uglies with Jaime Lynn.  She is a money grubbing whore that wants [...]

Michael Fred Phelps, Mr. Golden Peen :)

He’s the wiener!
Michael Phelps has won all the gold medals. I didn’t see him actually do this amazing feat but everyone is talking about it. Nice body.

Jaslene Gonzalez ANTM goes no where! :(

The dress, the hair, the floor, the walls!!!
Where is she appearing?? A bowling alley? That filthy carpet and terrible paint job says she’s not promoting anything important. If that girl doesn’t stop pulling her hair back so tight she’s going to start losing it! Eat something, baby you so pretty, but you gotta eat something!!!!

Madonna Kicks Off World Tour With An Unannounced Brooklyn Appearance!

Like a Virgin
Madonna kicked off her Stinky and Sweat tour with a special club performance at Sugarland in Williamsburg. She only performed 4 songs, but the show was awesome!

Press Photos Outside MTV Studios

Barack Obama Finally Picks Running Mate


Tori Amos Swallowed By Giant Innertube

“Can I please, please, please autograph something?”
Remember when Tori Amos was sort of edgy? Yeah, me neither. But one thing is for sure…Tori Amos is trying too hard. What the fuck is she wearing? it looks like either an innertube or like a leather sample from one of those god-awful Cindy Crawford sofas. And that [...]