Cute elephants play football? That cannot be right – they are clearly under some kind of voodoo man curse – and if you do not beleive me then look closely into their eyes, they are very voodoo bloodshot.
Important to bond – how can that be right, is this something that the BBC has seen happen in the wild and need to replicate. A sad elephant can somehow be cheered up by playing football? It actually seems to be true so perhaps all animals can be cheered up with a few games of sport.
Perhaps water polo could be used when the whales are feeling a bit down after being harpooned by Japanese whalers?